How do you further trouble/confuse/traumatize a growing 15 year old boy?
Have his older female cousin give him a lingering kiss on the neck...
I swear, it was an accident. I was going to do the whole "greet with a kiss" thing we do, and next thing you know, his mom pulled my body one way, and I looked away as I kissed my little cousin.
It was too late when I realized what I was doing.
He stood there like "Ummm... ?"
As I stood there like "Fuck... I'm sorry... I was... your mom... MAN! Why'd you do that?"
Awesome times down here.
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