And I didn't win the Super Bowl

And then, to make up for the pathetic, fucking shitty day that was yesterday, it was decided that I will hit up Disneyland tomorrow. 

No guys, really, yesterday was SO. FUCKING. SHITTY. that I now must revert to the sweet memories of my toddlerhood in order to find some sort of comfort in my soul.

So fucking shitty, guys.

I hate the zoo that is "reality TV."

Now I'm just crossing my fingers I get cropped out of every scene.

(I mean... There were multiple bean-throwing scenes... BEAN-THROWING, for crying out loud! I should have just done my hair into two side braids with red, white, and green ribbons woven into them. Then the guy scenes... FUCK Mexican men, man... FUCK. THEM.)