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Like in any goodass Latin American soap opera, the wife discovered her husband's lover's identity after her second attempt at his phone's passcode. She read the texts messages between the two cheating idiots (the lover's married), she confronted him before breakfast, he admitted to the lover ("she was here before you were!" They were high school sweethearts), then the wife slapped and punched him violently.

We all proceeded to give him the cold shoulder... Then my father was told the news.

BOOOOOM!

I gotta drive out to Disneyland in four hours, but I'm too fucking hyped to go to sleep.

I need a fucking reality TV show... This is fucking incredible.