I'm having the toughest time finding dress clothes.
Why? Well, I've noticed a trend.
Check it:
They either do this to me:
(That's how it looks if you're looking straight at me)
(and there's no point trying to look down my dress...)Or:
This.
Can't there be a happy middle? You know, one that doesn't make me look like a psychedelic potato sack... but also keeps me from looking like a Spearmint Rhino "librarian"...
(supposedly, you can button up that shirt... but the fucking holes are sown together!)An unhappy Spearmint Rhino librarian, at that.
(all this complaining, AND I STILL buy the damn thing!!! God!)
3 comments:
What's wrong with looking like a Spearmint Rhino librarian?
=P
*reads above*
Oh lord.
Minnow- There's nothing wrong with people looking like a Spearmint Rhino librarian... just something wrong with me looking like one. No one needs to see that shit.
Mooney- You crack me up! Sorry if this post happened to... desincomodarte :] I just had to rant about the stupid trends I see at the stores. They're so fucking retarded right now!
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