Ladybugs, cops, and pirates

Didn't understand when I said "sexy ladybug?"
Ok, then you guess what the hell she was trying to be:
Ladybug, right?
Her boyfriend didn't go dressed as anything to the party, and I guess he had a point... he's a fucking douchebag every single day of the year... that probably gets tiring (or not. He always brings his A game whenever Chase and I are involved. Asshole).

And as for the cop... this is the best I could find of "bad cop":I hate that bitch. She's... well.. a bitch. I've been tempted a couple of times to tell her something similar to, if not exactly:
"Relax, Petunia, nobody here wants to fucking steal your fellas... or your damn limelight. No one can upstage that snout of yours."
I love how she refuses to acknowledge the presence of two human beings in a room. She has that down to a science.
And here's the "Good Cop" I said looked better last year as cop, while remaining less trampy than Petunia (you can't tell in Petunia's photo... but her uniform was sort of like a blue bra holding her DD's and boy shorts trying to cover her apple bottom... and some black fishnet stockings):

Maybe I just think that because Good Cop's a cool girl who doesn't give a shit how many girls are present at an event, she'll try and befriend all of them... even if it means letting the girls pinch her ass to make sure it's real (no joke. We've all spanked her at some point).

And last, but not least, I'm driving the point home:
There were pirates everywhere!!
That was only a small sample. I didn't even notice the guy pirate when I was there.

People, be a little more creative next time, shit (although I wanted Lucky Soprano's pirate hat... it was fantastic).