MORE weird shit just happened!!
Some dumb motherfucker almost knocked down the front door knocking like a fucking maniac!!
(Dad told me this as I stepped in the house from the gym. I saw the people leaving, saw some of the cement that surrounds the door freshly removed and on the floor, and asked what was up)
Dad answered the door with a knife in his hand (he was cooking at the time the pounding began, he didn't think to put it down).
It was this regular, middle-aged white dude, red with rage, huffing and puffing, as his Asian wife tried looking tough/mean behind him... scowling.
That changed to slight worry once they saw a white/sort of tall Mexican answer the door... holding a knife.
Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?! YOUR CAR ALMOST RAN MY WIFE OFF THE ROAD!!!!!
Dad: Which car?
Man: THAT BLUE ONE IN YOUR DRIVEWAY!!
Dad: When?
Man: JUST NOWWWW!!
Dad: Who said this?
Man: MY WIFE!!!
Wife: Yes!! A young guy was dirving that car fast down the road and wanted to drive me off the road just now!!
Dad: Well... that's weird... because, one: No young man lives here. Two: I drive that white truck you see out there, three: No one else is home... so no one has driven that car in over a day...
(Man stares angrily at his retard for a wife)
Man: You said it was this car!
Wife: Well... a car that... looked like that...
Dad: And finally- NO ONE comes to MY HOUSE and knocks like that.
Man: I'm sorry...
(Dad slams the door in his face)
I say, if you're going to be such a fucking macho man, you better make sure your cunt whore of an imbecile for a wife gets her shit straight.
How the fuck can you confuse my sister's Jetta for another one... when she has her Jetta decked out in Notre Dame stuff???
If you're going to bust down someone's front door with your bare hands, that's a pretty fucking big committment, so I assume you're ready to die, Leonidas.
That type of fucking shit gets you killed if you fuck with the wrong people...
Disrespect my dad at his house? Fuck you! Why don't you hop in your stupid car and REALLY get rammed off the road... near an icy ditch, dumb motherfuckers.
And teach your dumb cunt how to differentiate between cars next time, asshole... teach her how to get a licence plate number next time someone endangers her very "precious" life... you know... those little rectangles at the rear, often front, of an automobile.
People... WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Bajenle a sus huevos, pendejos.
3 comments:
I'd keep watch of your sister's jetta in case the idiots.. decide to come back to do something more idiotic.
I think you'd be hard pressed to find an icy ditch to run that guy into. At least this time of year.
Chase- nothing happened to the car... luckily. They'd be stupid to do anything to it, since they're our "once very nice" neighbors with the cute kids... so sad they've now changed that to "the very stupid motherfucker with a cunt whore imbecile for a wife" neighbors.
NM- I never said I'd do the running off the road thing. They could easily go on vacation to the north east where it's still snowing... and you know... have an accident of some sort.
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