Yo, AnoMALIE, wasn't today your mom's 51st birthday?
Why yes, yes it was.
How'd you celebrate it?
By going to a funeral.
...
I know how to party, baby.
My favorite part of funerals?
When the shit-talking perverted-ass men standing outside the funeral parlor check you out as you're walking into the funeral parlor... stare down your cleavage as you stand in front of them... then check your ass when you walk past them.
OF COURSE!
It's the only reason why I even go to funerals, if I didn't make it obvious enough.
...
That right there, was me, being SARCASTIC.
But I DID spend my Friday night at a funeral, dealing with that shit. On my mom's birthday.
Why yes, yes it was.
How'd you celebrate it?
By going to a funeral.
...
I know how to party, baby.
My favorite part of funerals?
When the shit-talking perverted-ass men standing outside the funeral parlor check you out as you're walking into the funeral parlor... stare down your cleavage as you stand in front of them... then check your ass when you walk past them.
OF COURSE!
It's the only reason why I even go to funerals, if I didn't make it obvious enough.
...
That right there, was me, being SARCASTIC.
But I DID spend my Friday night at a funeral, dealing with that shit. On my mom's birthday.
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