Bärig Gut!

I believe in the barter system.
What can I say? It's the Mexican in me. Lo india.
Want some legit Mexican enchiladas from me?
Gimme some legit candy from your hometown.
It's as easy as that.
This:

Typical D-style Enchiladas Verdes.
Garnishes courtesy of my cursi mother.

For that:

My life... forever wrecked thanks to my introductions to this... magnificent gift.
It's worse than crack.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Gummy bears AND chocolate... I mean... fuck, who do you want me to kill?

Ah, who the fuck am I kidding? I'll feed you for free...
It's only a bonus if your little Oma sends you sweet goodies from the old country.