It's the night before the big day, what should we do?
Why, let's power-walk all the way down Michigan Avenue, of course! And do it in your pair of flats that are one size too large.
I. Am. Pissed.
Not only that, but it appears the Dumb Bug has bitten the family. Not all of it, mostly the females.
They're fighting... for STUPID reasons.
One female in particular has never been the sharpest tool in the shed, and she's the one to thank for the most awkward moments.
She is hardcore retarded. She suffers from the Middle Kid Syndrome... where she claims nobody loves her and feels the entire fucking world is against her.
That, and she wants her kid to hook up with his FIRST cousin... because "she's pretty."
I'm... dude, I don't even know how to continue...
I can't wait to get home.
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