Someone got me sick as fuck.
My friends tried hooking me up with a shorter version of El Canelo Alvarez last night... Silly kids. Obviously they don't know my only ginger love goes by the name of Conan O'Brien.
I ate too many vodka gummies... Wait... Other people touched those gummies with their grimy hands... Damn it!
I need to quit being an idiot.
Oh well, happy day-after Halloween.