Mardi Gras...
Plus Cristiano Ronaldo's 23rd birthday.
How did I spend it?
-I tried every drug I could get a hold of...
-I got lit off my ass in honor of Mr. dos Santos Aveiro's 23rd... then drove...
-I fucked like a rabbit... the whole time imagining Mr. C. Ronaldo...
-I cussed AND blew cigarette smoke in the face of infants...
-I fought every girl who dogged me... even the ones who didn't, but I just thought were too damn pretty and thus intimidated me into punching them a couple of times...
-I talked shit about anyone and everyone...
-I stuffed my face until I vomited... a few times, very a la Roman orgy style...
-I shot a couple of people... mostly just old people who got in my way with their stupid walkers...
-I defaced public AND private property...
-And did I mention I robbed a couple of banks?
All in the name of Fat Tuesday!
In all reality, I just:
-Grew up a little by opening a checking account.
-"Mom"ed my little sister (just a little) for doing this.
-Proceeded to have a very "girly" evening with Mooney which consisted of watching 27 Dresses, an hour of Degrassi (Man, do I miss that show!) at her crib... where we chatted over--what else?!-- guys and how fucking annoying some Obnoxious motherfuckers can be (or how amazingly gorgeous others might be. Pardon my sighs, Mooney. I can be such a girl sometimes! :D haha).
-Ate (one of my friends has seriously messed me up when it comes to that word. I read it and think "Why the hell am I saying sister?!" I think I may be getting the swing of Tagalog) Tacos... some fucking amazing... delicious... wonderful... dreamy (not so creamy) tacos... Mmmmmmmmmm. I realize I do love me some tacos... real Mexican tacos... with lots and lots of cilantro. Viva Mexico! Ajua!
- Cussed... and cussed... and cussed... to my little heart's content. God... will I miss being vulgar... my heart aches.
- Borrowed American Psycho from Mooney... I'm so excited!
- Informed everyone I saw that "It's Cristiano Ronaldo's birthday today!"
All in the name of Mardi Gras.
**Warning, creepy-girl portion coming up ahead**
Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo.
Le sigh...
God bless the day you were put on this green Earth for me to gawk at... you fine, fine specimen... awesome in any and all angles. MMmmmm, mmm, mmmmm!
I really do hope Cristiano used some better looking prostitutes this time.Ok... creepy-girl post ends here.
Haha.
What can I say? My teenage years were spent in the midst of the *NSYNC, BSB craze... it's not easy to let go of some of those tendencies now in my "adult" years.
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